this dude is not cool.

Can't stop thinking about this movie

t h e
d o o m
g e n e r a t i o n


int-HELL.night

ULTRA SLO-MO
Bodies. Hardly distinguishable as bodies even. More like Blurs. Forms. Shadows. Falling. Thrashing. Colliding. A surrealistic, choreographed human demolition derby intermittently lit by pulsating strobes. (All cloaked in pure mysterious SILENCE like some underwater ballet...


Please read the script

I HATE RONALD!!!!

Everything is Fine

WE NEED SOME $$$$$$$$$$$- GET IT NOW- CRAZY SALE

SO ME AND NINA WOULD LIKE SOME MONEY TO BUY OUR DADS SOME PRESENTS
( FLORS DAD- BABY ELEPHANT PRICED AT 1,000,000 dollars NINAS DAD: FLOATING SKATEBOARD AND METALLICA T SHIRT)
THEREFORE WE ARE AUCTIONING TWO PRECIOUS ITEMS:
-USED TOOTH BRUSH COLLECTION
-DIRTY SPONGE

cleaning inc.

my head hung heavy , i couldn't stop moving
and the hangover wouldn't quit
last night= five hundred beers.
my back grainy and face sticky
i called you on the phone
as usual
telling me something that didn't make any sense
i was not really listening
this is when i fell in love with you again
my heart collapsed and folded
like tiny bubbles scurrying, scuttled, squatted and squirted
through
bristles
of a cleaning brush.

Things I would buy my dad if I was rich for father's day/his birthday

David Shrigley planter


+


a fancy ax

down with the dope up with hope

There can only be one highlander. COME AND GET YOUR LOVE !

zakaspiiskaia zhelieznaia doroga

Got locked into the party last night

ninas pouch

NICOLE 4 EVA

i was like u know i bust it out because i look good today

Shrimp, greek cheese, bacardi and a clockwork orange

the revenge will be terrible

because nina doesn't like the butt dance

Expired

He Zhiwu, Cop 223: We split up on April Fool's Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn't changed her mind by the time I've bought thirty cans, then our love will also expire.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: Any canned pineapple that expires on May 1?
Cashier: You know what day it is today?
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: April 30?
Cashier: Right. You think we sell outdated stock?
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: There's still two hours to go.
Cashier: Nobody would buy it. Get a fresh one.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: People like you are hung up on freshness. You realize what goes into a can of pineapple? The fruit must be grown, harvested, sliced, and you just throw it away! How do you think the can feels about that?
Cashier: Buddy, I only work here. Who cares about how the cans feel? What about how I feel? Loading, more loading, unloading... How I wish cans wouldn't expire! It'd save me loads of work. You like expired cans? Help yourself! As many as you like! On the house!
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: Do you... like pineapple?

leaving the new age trailer for a summer coca cola

a finger traced over a ring of water drawn out on the wood table
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hale. lu. ay. ay. i was walking down the street stuffing my face with noodles. its not so easy to eat like this and it eventually led to the choking sensation. i was choking, i didn't know what to do it was a clasping hand on my throat - is this how im going to die? im just going to circle around the idea of you as long as i can,
Jesus christ! i yelled and it stopped only to be replaced by a hiccups.
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jesus christ was not a priest i tell you, he was , you know whatever you might call him….. another rejection email cried the zulu prince …..
scratch scratch scratch
ill scratch you until your skin comes off your bones
smile. why? because
advice?

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maybe i would have to invest more in the economy of the spirit.
as i walked down the street I heard this girl pick up the phone, she said
hey babe,i love it when people call each other babe , then she said
where are you? i stopped paying attention,
keep it fresh ma , and don't give people to many choices
DO SOMETHING
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i reached into my pocket the black rubber was wet and my hand slide around i
looked up and when i looked down it had become a thin black insect with many legs crawling up my arm, i let him and just went to work,
the new guy, he was indian , he worked in the back cubicle and his skin was thick
and fragrant of curry, it was the end of the day and we were heading out to
a bar, everyone was dancing at the bar, he asked
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, hey, how do you say : can i have this dance? I want to ask a girl to dance, we told him in spanish, quiere bailer senorita , PENDEJA,? SLAP! slap, slap
i stepped outside and these
drunk girls were rolling around in their own grease, as one of them ran into my co worker -chaos broke out ,
omg omega! shouting like chickens on the view
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the stars aligned and the elephants fell like trees on easter island
i swear it was an accident! yeah right , bitch . omg are you kidding me?
zip zip zap
flipping channels
passing the hours,,,,,,
kids of all ages….
zap zap zip
bobs discount furniture...
there is no greater god than science he thought as he looked out of the window
she looked out no thoughts
wait , whats the question?
the television signal was static producing alternating stripes, circles and x's
that would melt to the side, sucked into the couch,
no future, the image was frozen on the screen , her mouth wide open, flies
filkering inside her empty skull ,no one does it better than you, she said, she was lying,
bad bad not bad just fun - fowl - satan- terror!
smoke smoke drink ,spend all our money and then just get more weird
so we can do it all again
and again , please please , don't die!!!
how selfish of you .im not going to stay alive to hang out with you assholes!
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Life is OK>

First Name:Ricky Middle Name:Tiky Last Name:Tembo

So...um where do you girls like to swim?

I like to watch girls swim